Haiku

I was visiting my sister months ago and found a book of Haiku on her shelf.

These are my first attempts.

Old man,

Too old

He grows some mould.

Young man,

Too young

He spills his cum.

Middle-aged Man,

Has no plan

Just feed him All-bran.

I'll try to add a little more detail to the previous post, Help with becoming at-one.